"What is this?"
"You said wear a jacket! I am wearing a jacket!"
"Well observed, Watson"
"You can't wear this jacket when you come with me to meet Mary tonight"
"Then I just suppose I cannot see Mary tonight, seeing as my jacket is so displeasing"
"Find a nicer jacket, Holmes!"
"...you find a nicer jacket..."
He did not find a nicer jacket.
: Sherlock Holmes
: Dr John Watson